A Jack Daniels Fishing Story


I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. 
Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. 
"Frogs are good bass bait," I thought to myself.
 
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, 
I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit?

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot.  
There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South.